Home Alone with Gnomes by: Mark McKernan

im home
home alone
at my home
all alone
there's a gnome
at home
he's in my home
he stole my phone
im home alone with a gnome without my phone and there's a gnome
Gnomes are in my house. Gnomes are taking over my house
i grabbed
i grabbed a knife
i did my wife
my wife and a knife
a knife and my wife
stupid gnome
where's my phone
its getting late
i have a date
i wrote a poem
about a gnome
where's my phone
Gnomes are in my house. Gnomes are taking over my house
i stabbed his head
now he's dead
hey my phone
its still gone
stupid gnome
aaaah there;s more
i think there's four
theyre multiplying
hey that one's flying
Gnomes are in my house. Gnomes are taking over my house
Theyre in the kitchen
Theyre in the kitchen
im freaking out
im gonna shout
i really doubt
i will find out
why the gnome
stole my phone he stole my phone
the reason is unknown
stupid gnome
theyre everywhere
theyre in my hair
they stole my money
and ate my honey
they ate my cereal
are they even real
they might be fake
my name is not jake
are they just in my head
theyre in my head
im going crazy
im crazy
CRAZY
CRAZY
gnomes in my head
now im dead